So, I've more or less stopped writing in this because:

1) I barely have enough time to eat and sleep during the year (and more often than not, I don't even get that), and I figure those take precedence.

2) No one really comments anyway, so I don't even know if anyone reads this.

3) My life isn't terribly interesting.

4) Uhh... there was one, I'm sure.

But anyway, I'm about to bitch about Georgetown grade DE-flation because I'm taking the TABC certification course online and it's taking forever. Ok, so for my last English class, I was one HUNDREDTH of a point between A- and A. I got a B on my first paper (which wasn't horrible considering I cranked out 8 pages starting at 3am the morning before it was due), but then As on the last 2 and participation. So, I was pretty confident that my German uber-feminist professor would cut me some slack and bump be up the whole 0.01. Then my grades come back as a nice little reminder that, oh right, I go to Georgetown, where you're given absolutely no benefit of the doubt. Yup, I got a freaking  A- in my English class. Completely unacceptable.

jeffreygbond (12:26:39 PM): lol your to do list cuts off at "get screwed" in my list until i highlight it

Auto Response from gildylocks513 (12:26:40 PM): To do list: in no particular order: sleep, shower, pack, power hour, put real clothes on, get screwed on book returns, laundry, eat. Call me if you need anything.

gildylocks513 (12:30:32 PM): hahahahahah

jeffreygbond (12:31:03 PM): gilda your moral integrity has just slid so far down hill this year i am astonished

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to get a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his Mega cycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her resistance at a minimum and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his probe into her test socket, connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube operating at it's maximum peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached her maximum peak potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro Henry started rapidly discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.